These glass drinking vessels look like actual light bulbs, minus the light, and feature metal socket screw caps, flat bottoms, and include reusable straws.

They're made in the USA from real seasoned ground beef that's grilled with a melted cheese slice and then freeze dried for a shelf life up to 25 years.

An inflatable pool raft that looks like a gigantic block of instant ramen noodles floating around in your pool. Massive packet of ramen seasoning not included.

This spooky orange insulated foam can holder looks like a smiling jack o' lantern on one side and has the the phrase Get Smashed on the other.