Ensures that your huge collection of priceless (to you) ornaments are properly protected when stored away and easy to access when placing around the tree.

This burlap gift bag contains 10 large unopened Moroccan geodes that are perfect for breaking open with a hammer to reveal sparkling quartz crystals inside.

A massive shark sleeping bag that can comfortably swallow up children and most adults and doubles as a cuddly plush stuffed animal when not feeding on humans.

This bookmark is actually a whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book or boring textbook.

This cool new yet quite retro World's Smallest Slinky fits in the palm of your hand and works just like the original version, if you can find it.

Hidden below the gemstones embedded on top of this unscented coconut wax candle is an aluminum capsule that contains a rolled-up scroll with your fortune.